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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Hi I'm Ian Manniong ev'rone says I'm the best quarterback, but ev'rone else says mah brother Peyton is

God damnit you Gnats. Quit this scoring touchdowns shit. I want you assbutts to lose.

Speaking of assbutts, I'd like to post my list of unused/underused insults now.

#1: Assbutt
#2: Knob washer
#3: Knob goblin
#4 Cock jockey
#5: Bitch face
#6: Fuck stick
#7: Dick monger
#8: Cock snot

That's the list. Hope you enjoyed it.
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31 comments:

  1. The Angry VegetarianOctober 10, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    i like cock snot

    the phrase, not actual cock snot

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  2. SHOctober 10, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    I use Poopface a lot.

    +followed for great justice

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  3. razortekOctober 10, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    cool post bro!!:)
    Welcome to Italy!

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  4. razortekOctober 10, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    a trash movie is a low badget (not everyone is low budget but 99% of them are low bdgt.) gore film with pussies showin their bodies or having sex with a stupid and funny plot.
    '80s trash movies was the best anyway an exemple of modern trash movie could be hostel.

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  5. AKIBA-POP!October 10, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    I'll have to remember these for further use.

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  6. NeebBlogOctober 10, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    haha great list, truely inspired

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  7. SalvagedOctober 10, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    Cock snot...is simply genius LOL

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  8. -ITW-October 10, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    lol why is cock snot #8?? bump that shit up!

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  9. NoblePurpleOctober 10, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    Cock snot for best insult.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 10, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    Fuck stick :D, clearly the best.

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  11. BunnySMGOctober 10, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    I didn't do them in order. I just rattled off what was in my head at the time.

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  12. SC2 StratsOctober 10, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    lol funny list.

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  13. AnonymousOctober 10, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    "Cocksnot", now that's funny!

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  14. John HandycockOctober 10, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    football is gay

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  15. WillowOctober 10, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    knob goblin! HAvent used that in a while lol.

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  16. Pope SmurfOctober 10, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    Dickmonger is a classic.

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  17. AnonymousOctober 10, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    rape dungeon

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  18. AnonymousOctober 10, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    how about stupid cunt?

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  19. Jimmy VolmerOctober 10, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    I like what you had to say here

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  20. pjw225October 10, 2010 at 11:17 PM

    haha, nice one, i enjoyed it :)

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  21. Maus-cOctober 11, 2010 at 1:17 AM

    I... can't say I have heard most of these before! I will have to keep them in mind next time some foul creature is attempting to thwart me.

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  22. anontcotrolOctober 11, 2010 at 1:27 AM

    These are some funny insults!

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  23. Skutt Panda POOctober 11, 2010 at 2:12 AM

    this list is to short :))

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  24. stocaldOctober 11, 2010 at 2:43 AM

    Cool list brah.

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  25. anon1337October 11, 2010 at 8:11 AM

    Some great insults.

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  26. ilikeicecreamOctober 11, 2010 at 8:45 AM

    i use cock snot a lot

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  27. AnonymousOctober 11, 2010 at 1:39 PM

    knob goblin, thats a nasty one- keep it up

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  28. TweekOctober 11, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    Brool story, cro! Followin

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  29. Sir StrokingtonOctober 11, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    lol, Eli is such a little shit boy. That's one of my fav insults to use.

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  30. DelfinOctober 11, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    lol cock jockey made me laugh

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  31. TemorOctober 12, 2010 at 5:41 AM

    Lol'd at cock jockey :D

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