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Monday, October 11, 2010

That was a popular list

Because that last list of underutilized insults was so damned popular I'm going to make up another list of them.

#1: Fag shagger (more useful if you're British)
#2: Sword swallower
#3: Ass rammer
#4: Choad muncher
#5: Rump ranger (They get a +2 to saving throws versus vagina)
#6: Doctor Cocklove
#7: Fanny bandit
#8: Eli Manning

Feel free to reply with your favorite underused insults and swear words.

34 comments:

  1. Id like to throw in Choad Stroker, and Cockmongler.

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  2. LOL, im gonna write these down

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  3. wouldn't fag shagger mean someone that shags cigarettes?

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  4. If no one else is going to say it "Bob Saget"

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  5. "Douchenozzle" I heard that one a few days ago, I laughed my ass off.
    Check my blog, I just started!

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  6. sword swallower .. I could call my gf that name.. :D :D

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  7. Will defo call my bff Fag Shagger :D

    Thank you for this hillarious list :)

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  8. I was going to add in douche nozzle/douch bag, but I thought they were too common. I almost did add Douche Bagalo, but how often are you going to run into Rob Schneider anyway?

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  9. So if you use fag shagger in Britain, your essentially calling them a cigarette f*cker.

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  10. One of my favorites that no one believes I made up: Butt Snorkeler

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  11. interesting, I didn't know that...

    GTL4life!

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  12. I love your brainspace duuuuuude

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  13. hahahah fag shagger. that one is awesome.

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  14. whoa, your blog's got a good amount of followers!

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  15. Yeah yeah, ok, so I forgot about crazy brits calling cigarettes fags. You got me.

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  16. I suggesting adding "Slam piece". It's a term for a woman who a male is using to get sex. I love it, no one ever uses it though.

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  17. Don't get the Eli Manning one, what's the joke?

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  18. That's Doctor Cocklove to you!

    I'm so going to use that as my name now.

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  19. My favorite one of this list is sword swallower, no doubt.

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  20. I still can't stop laughing to sword swallower.. are you happy now ?! changed meaning of that "profession" in a second like that !? :D

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  21. Yes, that does make me happy. Thank you.

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  22. Isn't fag britslang for a cigarette?

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