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Monday, October 11, 2010

That was a popular list

Because that last list of underutilized insults was so damned popular I'm going to make up another list of them.

#1: Fag shagger (more useful if you're British)
#2: Sword swallower
#3: Ass rammer
#4: Choad muncher
#5: Rump ranger (They get a +2 to saving throws versus vagina)
#6: Doctor Cocklove
#7: Fanny bandit
#8: Eli Manning

Feel free to reply with your favorite underused insults and swear words.
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33 comments:

  1. infostationOctober 12, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    Id like to throw in Choad Stroker, and Cockmongler.

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  2. Insurance Advice GuyOctober 12, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    lol eli manning

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  3. momoOctober 12, 2010 at 12:55 AM

    LOL, im gonna write these down

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  4. razortekOctober 12, 2010 at 1:18 AM

    cool post bro!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 12, 2010 at 3:18 AM

    hahahah

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  6. Classically Trained NubOctober 12, 2010 at 3:25 AM

    wouldn't fag shagger mean someone that shags cigarettes?

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  7. Joe FlanneryOctober 12, 2010 at 3:50 AM

    If no one else is going to say it "Bob Saget"

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  8. BuyGeorgeOctober 12, 2010 at 4:23 AM

    "Douchenozzle" I heard that one a few days ago, I laughed my ass off.
    Check my blog, I just started!

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  9. UnlogicOctober 12, 2010 at 4:46 AM

    sword swallower .. I could call my gf that name.. :D :D

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  10. TemorOctober 12, 2010 at 5:40 AM

    Will defo call my bff Fag Shagger :D

    Thank you for this hillarious list :)

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  11. Barry WhiteOctober 12, 2010 at 5:47 AM

    lol, good stuff.

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  12. BunnySMGOctober 12, 2010 at 6:14 AM

    I was going to add in douche nozzle/douch bag, but I thought they were too common. I almost did add Douche Bagalo, but how often are you going to run into Rob Schneider anyway?

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  13. WillowOctober 12, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    So if you use fag shagger in Britain, your essentially calling them a cigarette f*cker.

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  14. SkimboshOctober 12, 2010 at 7:47 AM

    One of my favorites that no one believes I made up: Butt Snorkeler

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  15. dirtfarmerOctober 12, 2010 at 7:53 AM

    eli manning lol!

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  16. Light Weight Baby!October 12, 2010 at 8:46 AM

    interesting, I didn't know that...

    GTL4life!

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  17. WertzOctober 12, 2010 at 9:36 AM

    thanks for this list

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  18. AustinOctober 12, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    I love your brainspace duuuuuude

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  19. aGasOctober 12, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    hahahah fag shagger. that one is awesome.

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  20. BunnySMGOctober 12, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    Yeah yeah, ok, so I forgot about crazy brits calling cigarettes fags. You got me.

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  21. I Rate ShitOctober 12, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    HEY ELI MANNING

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  22. ProBloggerOctober 12, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    I suggesting adding "Slam piece". It's a term for a woman who a male is using to get sex. I love it, no one ever uses it though.

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  23. MattOctober 12, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    cheers for this

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  24. AdrienOctober 12, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    Don't get the Eli Manning one, what's the joke?

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  25. NoblePurpleOctober 12, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    That's Doctor Cocklove to you!

    I'm so going to use that as my name now.

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  26. AnonymousOctober 12, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    fanny bandit, not half bad sir

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  27. Pope SmurfOctober 12, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    My favorite one of this list is sword swallower, no doubt.

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  28. ilikeicecreamOctober 12, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    choad muncher! nice

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  29. pjw225October 12, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    fag face

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  30. GregoriusOctober 13, 2010 at 12:29 AM

    Elo Manning LOL! :D

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  31. UnlogicOctober 13, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    I still can't stop laughing to sword swallower.. are you happy now ?! changed meaning of that "profession" in a second like that !? :D

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  32. BunnySMGOctober 13, 2010 at 1:25 AM

    Yes, that does make me happy. Thank you.

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  33. AnonymousOctober 15, 2010 at 12:10 AM

    Isn't fag britslang for a cigarette?

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