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Monday, November 1, 2010

Life

Life has been silly lately.

I had to work today which sucks because I really wanted to see the rest of the Pats game. I missed the part where they floored Favre. The pics in the paper were funny though.

So work, right... I get to work and go to the locker room to change to my work clothes and I notice that my brown lowball glass full of pennies that I really only use as a place to put my car keys is gone. Some jackass swiped about a dollar worth of pennies from my locker and the glass it was kept in. Who the fuck even does that? Swiping pennies! And the real kicker is that they missed the two quarters that were right there. I don't give much of a damn about the change, the only thing I ever do with the pennies is toss them on the floor and chuckle when a coworker of mine picks them up and treats them like a discovered treasure motherload. I am however rather upset that the place I used to stick my keys is gone. It was their home! You took my keys' home you dickface!

The other thing that happened at work was that I finally got my review and a raise. My boss even said he felt my work over the past year was "excellent", something I don't think he's ever said. I didn't get the 3% because my boss prettymuch said that a raise of 3% of my wage would be a joke so I got more than that. Of course that more is also sort of a joke considering it's the first raise I've seen in like two years. *grumble grumble* fucking economy.

In other news I beat the Terran missions and am on the fourth zerg mission. That third mission is annoying if you ask me. They've got siege tanks with siege mode and the best I get are hydras and mutas? Lick my balls. And on top of that I actually came sort of close to needing the extra minerals that are near the enemy base towards the end of the map.

Well, that's about all for now. Catch you later interbutts.

24 comments:

  1. May death come quickly to the dude who swiped your glass

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  2. I think the idea of taking a glass full of pennies and then having to do something with them is so irritating that the guy's punishment was contained in his crime.

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  3. Grats on the raise. You should find whoever took the change and beat them until their consistency is tapioca.

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  4. That's BS about the pennies. But congrats on the raise :)

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  5. Wait, the thief didn't get the actual keys tho? If so, then it ain't that bad :D Just get another jar, go to a store or something and ask if they can change your dollar to pennies :D

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  6. Congrats on the raise. Nice update.

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  7. What is an innerbut? Are you implying yours is external?

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  8. Life is full of assholes unfortunately :/

    You got a raise though, so that's pretty legit!

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  9. Life isn't silly. You're silly.

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  10. No, keys didn't get swiped. Pennies got taken while I wan't there. Besides, good luck to anyone but me trying to start my car let alone drive it.

    Money, I said interbutts, not innerbutt. You know, those tubes that the web pages you view are delivered through.

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  11. This site is like cake for everyone. and its not a lie!

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