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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Post cereal company is full of idiots.

It was some time in the mid 1980s when Post released what is probably the best cereal ever to have existed. I am of course talking about Smurfberry Crunch. I don't know what the hell was in it, all I know is that I wanted more of it. Then for some moronic reason they pulled it from shelves some time before the 90s. I can only assume they still have the recipe for it stored somewhere in their headquarters and yet they have yet to re brand it to some other cartoon and re release it. I don't care if they made it into Camp Lazlo cereal, as long as it tasted as awesome as they did in the 80s I'd hit the store several times a week for new boxes and pound that shit down like there's no tomorrow.

So, Post, if you're listening, bring that shit back!
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20 comments:

  1. theshmargeSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    There was this awesome hulk cereal around for a while during the time when the first movie came out... Its gone now too. Smurfburries sound fucking delicious though.

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  2. SlumphSeptember 29, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    tis indeed

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  3. Hold UpSeptember 29, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    yéééééh I am listening ! ! keep going Up !

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  4. CawlinForRealSeptember 29, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    Sneak into their labs, steal the recipe, and recreate it!
    Cawlin's Twitter!

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  5. ThemensquartersSeptember 29, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    LOL great post again!

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  6. Anonymous College StudentSeptember 29, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    I agree.

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  7. joanna.elherroSeptember 30, 2010 at 12:23 AM

    sometimes things are not how we remembered them. i've tried to re-experience many things from my past and it just ruined them bc they were not nearly as awesome as i remembered.

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  8. bossSeptember 30, 2010 at 1:18 AM

    wow this was awesome to read! thanks for it ..!!! just sharing some love bro

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  9. anon1337September 30, 2010 at 1:40 AM

    lol nice read, I've never heard of that cereal but what happened to all the crazy cereals with thousands of E-numbers? jeez, bring them back.

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  10. JohnnySeptember 30, 2010 at 3:44 AM

    haha great one! we want them back!

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  11. CrunkySeptember 30, 2010 at 3:59 AM

    i liked cw post cereal my uncle was a mailman and he would have to deliver samples but instead he brought them home and we had a million samples of cw post but never saw it in a store...

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  12. TRSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:33 AM

    i love cereal and the idea of a "retro" recipe sounds delicious. I would buy camp lazlo cereal too...

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  13. Telia TuliSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:21 AM

    Yea, someone has to know the recipe or its in a hidden safe somewhere.

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  14. CrammarcSeptember 30, 2010 at 8:03 AM

    im sorry for your loss

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  15. LewisSeptember 30, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    cereals!!! nic epost man

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  16. BocephusSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    all companies do this shit its bullshit

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  17. Light Weight Baby!September 30, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    Thanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!

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  18. GregoriusSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    We should all join forces and retrieve those secret documents lol

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  19. McBindaHouseSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    each bite sized morsel came with a gram of sugar and a pinch of crystal meth

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  20. AwfulWaffleSeptember 30, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    Count Chocula and Booberry have been rereleased for sale until Halloween! Get there while you can!

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