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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Post cereal company is full of idiots.

It was some time in the mid 1980s when Post released what is probably the best cereal ever to have existed. I am of course talking about Smurfberry Crunch. I don't know what the hell was in it, all I know is that I wanted more of it. Then for some moronic reason they pulled it from shelves some time before the 90s. I can only assume they still have the recipe for it stored somewhere in their headquarters and yet they have yet to re brand it to some other cartoon and re release it. I don't care if they made it into Camp Lazlo cereal, as long as it tasted as awesome as they did in the 80s I'd hit the store several times a week for new boxes and pound that shit down like there's no tomorrow.

So, Post, if you're listening, bring that shit back!

21 comments:

  1. There was this awesome hulk cereal around for a while during the time when the first movie came out... Its gone now too. Smurfburries sound fucking delicious though.

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  2. yéééééh I am listening ! ! keep going Up !

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  3. Sneak into their labs, steal the recipe, and recreate it!
    Cawlin's Twitter!

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  4. sometimes things are not how we remembered them. i've tried to re-experience many things from my past and it just ruined them bc they were not nearly as awesome as i remembered.

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  5. wow this was awesome to read! thanks for it ..!!! just sharing some love bro

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  6. lol nice read, I've never heard of that cereal but what happened to all the crazy cereals with thousands of E-numbers? jeez, bring them back.

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  7. haha great one! we want them back!

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  8. i liked cw post cereal my uncle was a mailman and he would have to deliver samples but instead he brought them home and we had a million samples of cw post but never saw it in a store...

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  9. i love cereal and the idea of a "retro" recipe sounds delicious. I would buy camp lazlo cereal too...

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  10. Yea, someone has to know the recipe or its in a hidden safe somewhere.

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  11. all companies do this shit its bullshit

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  12. Thanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!

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  13. We should all join forces and retrieve those secret documents lol

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  14. each bite sized morsel came with a gram of sugar and a pinch of crystal meth

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  15. Count Chocula and Booberry have been rereleased for sale until Halloween! Get there while you can!

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